Posted 19 hours ago

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything


Posted 19 hours ago
  1. person: do you have tumblr?
  2. me: yes
  3. person: whats your url?
  4. me: no

Posted 19 hours ago

cumberbitches-with-bowties:

nerdsandgamersftw:

If a wizard watched Doctor Who and the Weeping Angels became their worst fear then they came across a Boggart and it changed into an Angel, and since whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel, would that bring Angels into existence in the Harry Potter universe?

Okay this fucked with me majorly


Posted 19 hours ago

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

(Source: bowsbrosandbacrdi)


Posted 1 day ago
Has anyone seen Lahey?
Collin Sanders, junior, Beacon Hills High  (via citizensofbeaconhills)

Posted 1 day ago
My mom wouldn’t drop me off at Lydia Martin’s lake house last weekend. How did everyone else even get there? None of us have learners permits yet.
Eugene Swanson, the freshman who stayed home, Beacon HIlls High (via citizensofbeaconhills)

Posted 1 day ago
Stilinski was looking at photos of murders today in Finstock’s class. I think I’m going to drop econ.
Becca Shields, junior, Beacon Hills High (via citizensofbeaconhills)

Posted 1 day ago
Lydia Martin was talking about the voices in her head again today…I’d still hit that.
Jason Goldbloom, sophomore, Beacon Hills High (via citizensofbeaconhills)

Posted 1 day ago
We have no money left in the budget. We spent it all repairing the boys locker room like eight times. We can’t afford to hire new teachers so we just let Finstock teach every class.
Marcus McDonald, Principal, Beacon Hills High  (via citizensofbeaconhills)

Posted 1 day ago

ratpoet:

 when you say “nonbinary identities don’t exist BECAUSE SCIENCE”

all you’re telling me is that you don’t know what science is

science is a systematic attempt to describe the world. science does not define the world

if you were to go up to a scientist and say “there are things that exist in the word that science does has not yet adequately described, or described at all” 

the scientist would be like “yeah i know, that’s why i still have a job”


Posted 1 day ago

professortennant:

why isn’t there a “listen i’m about to marathon this entire series in one day so you can stop playing the theme song and recapping for me” button on netflix and hulu


Posted 1 day ago

comraderogers:

there were over 3,000 lightening strikes in 2 hours last night in the UK

this is a direct result of people complaining about Thor being female. You’ve angered her


Posted 1 day ago

"You can light these," I whispered to him. "I won’t mind."

(Source: anselshai)


Posted 1 day ago

artsyravenclawwitch:

pocketpadfoot:

crowley-for-king:

pocketpadfoot:

James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door

image

IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHhHhahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHHhah


Posted 1 day ago

imperfectcas:

Have you ever wanted to live in a fictional world so badly that it actually physically hurts?

(Source: imperfectcas)